Day 2

I woke up completely exhausted on day 2. Gavin barely slept. He woke up TWICE last night- really strange for him because he usually only wakes up once, if he does. We thought he was trending toward more nights of sleeping through the night, but it looks like he is regressing. Meh.

So yeah, I woke up tired. Not all because of Gavin, I think it was because I was extremely HUNGRY. Hunger translates to sleepiness for me (among other undesirable personality traits). At this point I am cursing all the Amazon reviewers who insist they have more energy after going days without carbs. Who are you? Do you truly not feel hungry and have tons of energy after eating bland poultry and fish, and veggies all day? And here is where I become a little vulgar: do you not feel hungry and exhausted after pooping your guts out thanks to all the greens and priobiotics and water with lemon and green tea??? Truly people, who are you, and how do I become you? Yes, it is only day 2. I have 15 more days- not that I'm counting or anything. Maybe I will feel like you in a week. But for now, I am miserable.

So, I decided to look through all those Amazon reviews again, trying to find people like me. And then I met "N":

So I've been on the diet for 12 days now and have lost 3 pounds. My husband is on it as well. We're starving all the time but trying to stay strong. My husband has lost 6 pounds. I think it's a good outline, but am glad I'm well-versed in nutrition and health.

Oh N! You made my day! Thank you! I hope I lose more than 3lbs in 12 days though.. but I will try to "stay strong" just like you :)

Side note: I'm already bored of greek yogurt. Help.

Here is what Day 2 looked like:

Breaky: 2 scrambled eggs with red onion and spinach
Snack: coffee and greek yogurt with splenda
Lunch: chicken breast with steamed veggies, small amount of a berry medly on the side
Snack: more berries
Dinner: baked chicken breast with more steamed veggies
Bedtime Snack: half a thing of greek yogurt. Gag.